A Witty Title

Yeah, I'm a little broken, baby. Ain't nobody perfect.

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First day of chem labs:
uses gloves and goggles to measure distilled water
Last day of chem labs:
spills silver nitrate all over hand and wipes it on pants

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hiiddles:

i cAME HOME TO HEAR MY MUM AND DAD SHOUTING ABUSE AT EACH OTHER AND MY MUM THREATENING DIVORCE AND I GOT SCARED BUT OMFG IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE PLAYING MARIO KART

(via novaelee)